If you don’t have the legs, this is the worst place you can possibly be.
Jo Planckaert on Paris – Roubaix.
160.934km
100 miles is a long way to ride. It is a particularly long way to ride on a turbo trainer. It is an especially long way to ride on a turbo trainer after being off the bike for four weeks.
On Saturday, I attempted 100 miles for the Fat Cyclist 3rd anual 100 Miles of Nowhere challenge. Where 500 people around the world have donated money for the honour of completely dominating their category (mine chosen division was ’32 year old Brit on a Sydney rooftop’).
After rigging two bikes side-by-side (I was riding with S, who was setting out to dominate the ‘Stylish cycling fashion designer on a Sydney rooftop’ class), we started the SBS highlights of the Tour of Romandie and at 10am with the sun climbing through a blue sky it was time to ride.
Hmmm
Pretty soon it became apparent that this was going be harder than I thought, and that a month without riding had taken of more than an edge. I had hoped to spin up to around 18mph, but it was taking more effort (and a higher heartrate) than I knew was sustainable. My speedo/power gauge was also reporting around 170W average, much less than the 190 – 200W I was hoping for. I settled in for the first 90 minute session,a drink every 10 minutes and gatorade + jelly babies on the half hours working unsettlingly hard to maintain 17mph.
One hour in and things were going ok, the sun was pretty hot and we were waiting for it to pass behind the Horizon building for a respite. Then the shear ridiculousness of the undertaking became aparent, legs started burning and the 10 minute spaces between drinks seemed to take longer and longer.
After the first 90 minutes I had covered just less than my targetted 25 miles so rode another three or so minutes to get there. First block done it was time for a five minute break to refill bidons and jelly baby stocks.
oh dear
The first 45 minutes of the second block passed quite easily, before the now familiar burning legs and the feeling of riding through custard1. I tried many things to pass the time, riding with my eyes closed, forearms on the bars in the style of David Millar, bribing myself with more jelly babies at the next mile marker. Eventually the second ninety minutes was up, but I was short of the 50 miles so another eight minutes was needed to make amends. 50 miles up in 3 hours 11 minutes and another 50 seemed doable, just. It was lunchtime.
om nom nom
For lunch, S had cunningly (and previously2) prepared tasty cyclists treats as used by the Garmin team (recipies hereand I can thoroughly recommend the rice cake and power potatoes).
At this point I realised that a set of rollers probably has way way lower resistance than my fluid trainer, and thought I would try the zero-resistance method for the next block3.
clunk
Saddling up again the heavy legs and custard feeling was back within a few minutes, it was pretty aparent that another 50 miles would take more than I was capable of that day; even maintaining 16mph was a struggle and I could feel the blood pumping through my skull as my heartrate tried to head north of 170bpm. Grabbing the iPhone a quick check later revealed 100km to be 62.14miles, doable. Freshly fortifed with the knowledge that ’100km of Nowhere’ did not sound like a total failure I cranked out the final few miles before coasting to a halt.
100 miles on a Turbo? Nuts. I salute those who managed it this year. Am I stupid enough to try it again? Certainly.
God created hell because he hadn’t thought up cycling yet.
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the numbers
100km (62.14miles), time: 3:53:41, ave speed: 16.0mph, ave HR: 157, ave power 165W4.
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