Apparently the Corporate Killing law may never be implemented. However, I would like to propose a new law: Coporate Shilling.

“Shill, n.
One who poses as a satisfied customer or an enthusiastic gambler to dupe bystanders into participating in a swindle.”

The guilty are the musicians, actors, z-list celebs and has-beens who are usually not short of cash, endorsing junk food etc..
The most heinous of these coporations is McDonalds. Currently they have Justin Timberlake shilling his soul and song writing, Chris Eubank and Lawrence Delallio. As if any of these people aren’t already multi-millionaires. And everyone knows the food is vile.

I’m loving it? Pass the bucket. Or the gun.

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