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Place navigation on the left of the screenIn the unlikely event of the plane ditching at sea, the brightly coloured life jackets will help people find the wreckage and your laminated passport photo will be handy for ID purposes.
Hell, there’ll couple of minutes before impact so there will be time to hit the duty free alcohol you bought, get naked1 and do whatever else you want.
- That’ll confuse the investigators ↑
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