paul anka

This man is tried and found guilty of tainting our collective unconscious and making us pay a higher psychic price than you could possibly imagine.

Take a look at some of the songs that have been hideously mutilated: Blackhole Sun, Everybody Hurts, Smells Like Teen Spirit and Lovecats. 5 years for each is a fair sentence isn’t it? Hopefully he will end up in a gulag somewhere with Jamie Cullum.

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